The Anatomy of a Killer Exercise

Picture this: You’re hanging from a bar, hips open like a pair of rusty scissors, fighting to keep your torso still as one leg pistons upward. The hanging unilateral march blends:

  • Core anti-rotation (your abs clenching like a fist around a rope)
  • Hip abduction (glutes firing to lift the leg)
  • Unilateral stability (each leg working independently, exposing lies your squats told you)

Who Should March to This Drum (And Who Shouldn’t)

For You If…Avoid If…
Your deadlift stalls at 315 lbsYou’ve got a shoulder injury
Grocery bags feel like leadCore stability is a myth to you
You crave hip mobilityYou’re married to leg day machines

This exercise thrives in the gray zone between brute strength and balletic control. “It’s not about lifting heavy,” says Charles Damiano, B.S. Clinical Nutrition. “It’s about owning the movement. Like a 25-minute workout for your posterior chain, it’ll make you question why you ever bothered lying down for dead bugs.”


The Execution: Noose Optional, Technique Mandatory

  • Use a pronated grip (palms facing away).
  • Hang freely—no kipping, no chicken-necking.
  • Brace your core as if bracing for a punch.
  • Lift one knee to hip height, squeezing your glute.
  • Lower the leg slowly—3 seconds down.
  • Alternate sides. No rest until weakness taps out.

Pro Tip: Struggling? Try side-lying leg raises first. They’ll open your hips and tone your glutes as a byproduct.


Why This Works (The Science of Suspension)

  • Core: Your abs fight rotation with every rep, building armor-plated stability.
  • Hips: The gluteus medius—your body’s “hip guardian”—fires to prevent collapse.
  • Carryover: Mimics real-world acts like carrying luggage or sprinting. Farmer’s carries? Child’s play compared to this.

Q1: What if I can’t hang from a bar without feeling like my shoulders are in a medieval torture device?

Start with dead hangs to build grip and shoulder resilience. If that’s too brutal, use TRX straps or elevate your hands on parallettes. “Weakness screams before strength whispers,” says Damiano. “But screaming doesn’t mean stop—it means adapt.”

Q2: How often should I torch my core with these without overcooking it?

Twice weekly. Your core recovers fast, but your nervous system hates burnout. Pair with hip mobility drills on off-days. Think of it as seasoning a steak—too much fire ruins the meal.

Q3: Can this replace my beloved planks or Russian twists?

Planks teach stiffness; marches teach controlled chaos. Use both. Thong puts it bluntly: “Planks are kindergarten. This is grad school for your abs.”

Q4: Will this make me a faster runner or a more lethal grappler?

Yes—if you’re weak laterally. Sports reward hips that stay calm under stormy loads. Marches build the stability to pivot, shoot, or sprint without crumbling.

Q5: Why do my hips pop like bubble wrap when I march?

Tight hip flexors or lazy glutes. Foam roll your TFL (that angry muscle near your pocket) and crank up side-lying clamshells. If pain persists, consult a physio—not Google.

Q6: What’s the ultimate program to pair with this move for superhero functionality?

Combine it with single-leg deadlifts, sled pushes, and weighted carries. “Strength is a team sport,” says Damiano. “Your core is the quarterback—let it lead.”